Tuesday, February 5, 2019

The State of The Onion Script - 3

How did he know?
Preznit Blush had a feeling he would be missed some day.

Preznit Brump seems to be on a mission to make Preznit Blush seem to have been prescient.

The theme of the state of the onion script (SOTOS) tonight is "where in the world is wall dough?" with the more likely reply being "where did you get this sticky idea to demand play dough or zap zap until Amurka is a grape again?"

Meanwhile, many are saying it would be better to miss SOTOS altogether (Dept. of Justice Conspiracy Theories, 2, 3, 4).

The previous post in this series is not here it is here.

A Brump preview of the SOTOS ...




3 comments:

  1. "Guess Who Called Out The Unconstitutional Emergency Immigration Powers Trump’s Eyeing? Trump and His Personal Lawyer" (link)

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  2. I won't listen to his rant. I already know what this utter fool has to say. It won't be anything new. More reruns and endless stupid blabber and irrelevant conjecture. Oh, and more about how utterly fucking great he is...

    The majority of the country is waiting for this nightmare to be over. Waiting in the wings is another connedspiracy stupidstitious fool, so we're all hoping we all manage to survive the Orange Monkey and NOT get stuck with the other guy either.

    The blowhard's hypocrisy is well-known and legendary already. Who would want a Presidency to be remembered for the sheer number of lies told per day? Apparently someone who is really a no one...but by circumstances, events, timing, bullying and national ignorance, got elevated to a place he fails to occupy properly.

    Let's just hope he doesn't do too much more damage, but I think he will. Their attempted coup in Venezuela may trigger some lasting blowback, and God knows what else these morons are up to. Nothing good I'm sure.

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  3. Like Hemingway's description of bankruptcy ( it happens slowly then all at once) Tasmania is in grave peril!

    "Tasmania’s sea waters were warming at two to three times the global rate." Add the heretofore unknown dry lighting and behold the prelude to the not too distant future. In all cases, the 'growth n gdp' schmucks could give a rat's cheese.
    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/05/tasmania-is-burning-the-climate-disaster-future-has-arrived-while-those-in-power-laugh-at-us

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