Wednesday, September 16, 2026

The El Nino/La Nina Chronicles - 10

Fig. 1 The Santa Sea

You have a choice to watch the Flat Earth weather reports or the Global Earth weather reports.

That is because the Flat Earthers have their weather and the Global Earthers also have their weather.

But I digress. 

In the previous post of this series the location of the area where the mythical twin children of Santa Clause ("El Nino" and "La Nina") do their thingy was identified (Fig. 1; The Santa Sea).

That area is filled with mystical circumstances according to the Weather Channel and some of the University Faculty at Weather U. 

They indicate that "El Nino" is causing the Atlantic hurricane season to, for the first time in history or herstory, not have any hurricanes this late in the season (the old record began to play on September 11 past).

This year will be "another record year for hurricanes in the Atlantic" ... got hurricanes in the Atlantic?  ... (crickets). 

Fig. 2 Sea Level Change In The Santa Sea

Further, the Flat Earth Meteorologists also indicate that "El Nino" is also causing the Pacific ocean to have a lot more hurricanes than ever, and to even cause the first tornado warning in Hawaii. 

That, they say, is because of the little square (Santa Sea) that can change everything (Fig. 1). 

The Global Earth Meteorologists on the other hand say that the weather on the Global Earth is global in nature, composed of events and realities of a global nature, such as Global Warming.

Fig. 3 Sea Level Change Where Santa Works

The sea level change in the area shown in Fig. 1 according to PSMSL tide gauge stations in that area is shown in Fig. 2.

But notice that a contrasting "weather report" of sea level change a bit north of there is shown in Fig. 3 (flat Earth or global Earth?).

Generally the sea level rise has been said to be 30-50% caused by heat (thermal expansion) in the ocean by both the Flat Earth and Global Earth Meteorologists (they never seem to mention thermal contraction).

Clearly the heat in the atmosphere is hotter this year, but the thermal expansion and contraction in the "El Nino" area shown in Fig. 1 does not match, and in fact disproves that falsifiable hypothesis (see Appendices 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, HTML).

The traditionally hottest zones along the equator were addressed in The El Nino/La Nina Chronicles - 8.

The in situ temperature increases/decreases in the warmest zones snuggled up to the equator (1015, 1016, 1017, 7017, 7016, 7015, 7014, 7013, 7012, 7011, 7010, 7009, 7008, 7007
3015, 3016, 3017, 5017, 5016, 5015, 5014, 5013, 5012, 5011, 5010, 5009, 5008, 5007) are detailed in Appendix HTML where in situ measurements have been made.

The impact of temperature changes (thermal expansion and contraction) are detailed in several oceans, including the Santa Sea (appendices 1-6). 

It is getting more and more difficult to know whether the weather report is being given by the Flat Earthers or the Global Earthers anymore (The El Nino/La Nina Chronicles, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9).

But remember that global warming only happens on globes (On Thermal Expansion & Thermal Contraction, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51). 

The previous post in this series is here