He does not like this name calling and mean spirited talk on "the cables". So the sick poppy called them "sick puppies".
Wonder why he did not mention the "innertube" (a.k.a. internet) that Senator Ted Stevens once talked about?
He could have done "the google" Bush II talked about you know.
Sometimes a riff explains a presidency and sometimes lyrics will do the job competently:
Now the rainman gave me two cures,(Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again, Bob Dylan). Another Dylan song about these fellows would be Masters of War.
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind,
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.