Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Keystone Complex To The Rescue - 5

A mysto missile fired close to Los Angeles, where millions of people were within range to see it, caused no elevation of alarm.

At least no official worry from the government "Department of Homeless Land Insecurity" (a.k.a. The Keystone Complex) that evidently considers a missile firing near a large population unworthy of serious mention.

But take the case where a kid does a drawing of a teacher, with ominous lead marks in the works, now that is a case where we really, really need to "touch the sign" and put up terrorist danger warnings.

The "Department of Homeless Land Insecurity" is an enigma wrapped up in a mystery, in other words, an earmark heaven.

Well, at least compared to what some in the know had to say about the mysto missile launch:
A mysterious missile launch off the southern California coast was caught by CBS affiliate KCBS's cameras Monday night, and officials are staying tight-lipped over the nature of the projectile.

KFMB showed video of the apparent missile to former U.S. Ambassador to NATO Robert Ellsworth, who is also a former Deputy Secretary of Defense, to get his thoughts.

"It's spectacular … It takes people's breath away," said Ellsworth, calling the projectile, "a big missile".
(Mystery Missile Launch). I imagine that if Al Qaeda or Al Gore had claimed responsibility, The Keystone Complex would have said "Our strong defenses repelled the missile, sent it far out to sea where it destroyed Osama bin Laden, and where it is no longer a threat to the American people".

Yeah, that's the ticket, move on, nothing to see here folks, we have big things to worry about ... where is Ted Kennedy anyway, he is on our "no-fly list" you know.

Expect the Department of Homeless Land Insecurity to become great and strong if the new Republican House has its way with our money.

The costs of The Department of Homeland Security have been over the top since day one, causing among other things, the Colorado Democratic Party to put a plank in their platform to call for a new grand-jury based investigation into the cause of 9/11:
Whereas many disturbing facts were consciously ignored by the 9/11 Commission; Be it resolved, therefore, that the CDP calls for the establishment of a truly independent Grand Jury and public investigation into these and other anomalies in order to find the truth of the September 11, 2001 attacks, so that we have a greater probability of preventing attacks of this nature in the future. [Eagle 16/3]
(9/11 Conspiracy Theorists Take A Hit). As many cases show, the DHS is a pork barrel earmark storm of waste and inefficiency selling fear as their main product.

The next post in this series is here, the previous post is here.


  1. "It is a bird, its a plane, no, no, it is Superman" ...

    If I remember correctly, the powers that be in Pentagonia, capitol of Bullshitistan, said 4 planes on 9/11 could not be stopped by fighter jets, even though those airliners flew for several hours before impact.

    They are now saying this was a commercial jetliner, so no wonder they didn't notice it or get it.

    Deja vu all over again.

  2. Matt Lauer's giving W. a good grilling on The Today Show this morning. Good for Matt.

    I wonder, if DHS is actually in charge of homeland defense, maybe in the interests of truth in advertising the DoD should reassume the title of Department of War. Imperial Department of War would be even better.

    You've gotta hand it to the folks at MOMCOM though. When all of the pork barrell spending at DoD just wasn't enough anymore what do they do? Why they create a whole new class of defense - the homeland!, who'd a thunk it? - that had to be provided, one that even the largest most technologically advanced military in the history of the world couldn't supply. No one could ever accuse these guys of missing an opportunity to skim off the top of the national treasury.

  3. I'm hearing reports that the missile trail yesterday was likely Jesus doing a flyby in his trick new fighter plane that MOMCOM's been developing for his second coming (it's been real hush hush, as they didn't want to piss off the Israeli's for stealing the contract). They've reportedly christened (a very fitting thing to do) it " The Prince of Peace - or not - You Decide."

    I'm surprised that they let the cat out of the bag this early, but Jesus, as everyone knows, has always been fond of grand dramatic gestures, and reportedly has developed into quite a pilot over the past 2000 years, what with all that waiting around up in heaven.

    In any case, the plane itself is supposed to be one "bad mofo," as befitting a savior and all that, and they even built it as a two seater, just so W., the plane's "patron saint" so to speak, could take a ride with the man he's taken to calling his "real father."

    W. was reportedly just itching to drop a few hints about the project in his new book, but Jesus laid down the law and reminded him of who was in charge. Yesterday's stunt might have been an attempt to placate W., who has been touring to promote his book, and as a sort of a tip of the hat for all the great shout-outs W. provided over the course of his Presidency.

  4. High Priest In Chief Bush II said "it was the Secret Rupture, so lotsa folks are in heaven now."