Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Shapeshifters of Bullshitistan - 4

"I'm just a singer in a rock n roll band." - Mighty Quinn
Well, we covered The Don, The Banners, and Sgt. Dog in the previous posts of this series (The Shapeshifters of Bullshitistan, 2, 3).

So, today let's cover the Mighty Quinn, a General of Bullshitistan if there ever was one.

He was being paid more money than many folks make in their minimum wage universe during their entire working life.

Yes, he was being paid as a foreign agent by at least two foreign governments (New Documents Reveal That The Mighty Quinn Had Deeper Financial Ties To Russia).

That is how Bullshitistan is made great again, by putting foreign agents in top national security slots?

"That way no one will know this is Murka, and will not be able to attack Murka, voila, a safe nation." - Spicer Parts

This is the basic essence of shape shifting, handed down by the forefodders:
Shape Quinn & Shifter Quinn
''We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.'' [The Karl]
(Saint Warmonger The Hero). I'll bet you can hardly wait until the spice man and the spice woman get caught playing doctor in the Whut? House bowling alley.

After the capitol of Is Real? is moved over to Meeker Street in NeoJerusalem, they are going to move The Whut? House of Bullshitistan over to Bleaker Street:

"Fog's rollin' in off the East River bank
Like a shroud it covers Bleeker Street
Fills the alleys where men sleep
Hides the shepherd from the sheep

Voices leaking from a sad cafe
Smiling faces try to understand
I saw a shadow touch a shadow's hand
On Bleeker Street

(Dumb & Dumber -> Bleak & Bleeker). In Bullshitistan, when there is an epidemic of dementia, the doctors quote the mantra "have an election" as the cure-all (Will Elections Cure The Disease?, 2, 3, 4).

The next post in this series is here, the previous post in this series is here.

The Mighty [Flynn], lyrics here:

1 comment:

  1. "The Mighty Quinn failed to report 2014 encounter with Russian national when he was intelligence agency head: WSJ"