The Shapeshifters of Bullshitistan - 10

NoClueElla Huckster

This is the episode about NoClueElla Huckster (The Huckster) in the Whut? House (the one who got there by the stealth of Moochifer during his historically short tenure as Vice Pornographer).

This very pressing secretary, like The Banner Who Stayed, demands that the preznit and his generals not be questioned by the fake press when any of them gives an order.

It is ok for gawd's press (full court press), to do so however, because they inhabit the land of the free toxins and the home of the brave grab.

You know, the tradition (Blind Willie McTell News, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) of dead man EPAing.

NoClueElla The Huckster is sent through meandering hallways to Duh Podium during excruciating nap times forced upon The Don by General Killy.

When The Preznit of The Don University is not policing the world with his delicious tweets, he must nap in order to make America great again.

Team Don

The Team America World Police (The Virgin MOMCOM - 8) have not declassified the meaning of all of this, because they have not yet completed their invasion (Will The Military Become The Police?, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11).

They are making inroads, with the boisterous blasts of The Huckster who thereby casts trances upon the sycophants in the loyalist party.

Like The Don said during the camp pain revelations: "I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and my constituency of graduates from The Don University would remain loyal."

That is why The Don, unlike Blind Willy O'Really?, is not mad at God yet (Bill O'Reilly Says He's 'Mad At God' For Not Giving Him More Protection).

The Don Emerges As The Huckster's Boss Hog

But The Don does already feel that way (mad at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III) about The Who Doo biz.

That is because Beauregard had no regard for the prime directive (protecting The Don) when he regurgitated himself from The Russia Thingy.

Which, like saving Puerto Rico, Houston, and Florida, makes it more difficult to bring world peace (the most beatific world peace in history or herstory) to Alabama before The Judge With The Little Pistol gets to the senate.

In the very mean time, The Don was being fully supported by The Huckster in his life and death word struggle with the pregnant widow of a soldier killed in MOMCOM's USAFRICOM jurisdiction.

That is a jurisdiction which no one in the Senate seems to have known about (How Many Troops Does the U.S. Have in Africa? Top Senators Didn't Know Military Was in Niger).

So, when The Huckster was at Duh Podium recently, she was asked about why the pressing corps and senators did not know about those troopy thingys, she replied "you have to ask nicely."

Meanwhile, NoClueElla has a mission to cork The Corker for The Don.

The next post in this series is here, the previous post in this series is here.

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