Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Queens of Stalingrad - 9

Информационное агентство России ТАСС
The fake news has been banned from Bullshitistan (American Press banned from Bullshitistan).

Only TASS can enter the inner sanctum (see photos to left & below) now that Comey has been fired, and the kingdom of Bullshitistan is back to business as usual.

"No more Americans spying on Americans, NYET," says The Don, "because 'America First' applies to espionage and treason, thus, the Russians must handle that."

"After all," The Don then shouted, "you asked for an independent investigation!"
Ha! Ha! Ha! Komrad Donald told them that he fired
Kapitalist Comey because he bad-mouthed Hillary !

This episode required The Shape-Shifters of Bullshitistan (The Shapeshifters of Bullshitistan, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) to bring in Huckster Bee (a.k.a. S.H.S. sh*t house Sarah), who is Spice ER's mini me.

That was because Spice ER had to hide in and about the foliage (the bushes) around the White Kremlin (Fungus Amongus).
"Me and mini-me see scary people"

Spice ER and his mini-me said that he was merely hiding from "the scary people."

All of these brilliant business moves soothed the controlling powers in the U.S. House and U.S. Senate, so "nothing to see here folks" greeting cards were sent to all.

The Turtle in the Senate, and Ayn Rand's kid (Ayn Rand: Patron Saint of The Plutocracy - 4) in the House of Representatives, all gushed at Comey's firing as being "the work of a Strongman."

"Everyone will luv us again if we hose Comey." - The Who Doo
Yellow Comey had evidently asked for more money to stop the Russians from polluting Washington D.C., but the Turtle in the Senate, and Ayn's kid (The Ryan) both said that would cost too much.

"We wouldn't have enough money left over to build the wall," they said over their shoulders as they hurriedly exited the scene.

The previous post in this series is here.

1 comment:

  1. "According to a recent POLITICO article about President Donald Trump’s strange meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Russia’s U.S. Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, Trump held the meeting in the Oval Office at the behest of Russian President Vladimir Putin."

    “He chose to receive him because Putin asked him to,” an anonymous White House source told POLITICO. “Putin did specifically ask on the call when they last talked.”