Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Most Poisonous Months On Record?

The dementia of global warming / global climate change deniers continues as the environment dangerously degrades each day.

This Earth Day saw the beginning of what will ultimately be the most harmful single poison oil spill in U.S. history.

It already boggles the mind when we see the absolutely incompetent federal agencies at work.

It is without a doubt "Brownie you are doin' a heckuva job" on steroids.

Meanwhile the criminal minds who have engineered the debacle seek to shift blame to someone else.

That should be applied to the criminals at BP as well as the criminals in the federal government who violate both their oath and their duty.

Meanwhile, as this poison oil spews into the environment in the gulf, and from our internal combustion engines each day, March and April of 2010 were both the warmest months on record since NOAA and others began keeping such records:
The combined global land and ocean surface temperature was the warmest on record for both April and for the period from January-April, according to NOAA. Additionally, last month’s average ocean surface temperature was the warmest on record for any April, and the global land surface temperature was the third warmest on record.

The monthly analysis from NOAA’s National Climatic Data Center, which is based on records going back to 1880, is part of the suite of climate services that NOAA provides government, business and community leaders so they can make informed decisions.
(NOAA, emphasis added). Well I guess we can conclude, then, that since the MOMCOM kids make anything but informed decisions, they could care less about records or reality.

Oil tar balls have been found in the Key West area of Florida, tens of miles of beaches in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama have now been poisoned with oil.

Oxygen depletion is rapidly occurring because the MOMCOM kids sprayed deadly chemicals into the plume to make it sink or stay below the surface.

Large continents or islands of poison oil goo, miles long and miles wide, float ominously below the eyes of the public like a deadly monster looking for victims.

How is that modern oil drill baby drill technology working out for you Mr. President Obama?

How proud are you for having the wool pulled over your eyes, your cognition, and your credibility?

You wanted what you call "bi-partisan", but instead you got all they have to give, bi-poison and bi-addiction.

Hey, records are made to be broken, gonna go for the biscuits?


  1. Lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.

    The funniest part of all this is that Obama will get humiliated in 2012 as his liberal base deserts him, and his conservative republican base - whose interests he actually serves - dump him anyway. It may well have all been planned that way from the start anyway, so the final irony might be that the joke was actually on us all along.

    History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.
    Palin 2012! Let's burn this mother down!

    Wait, this just in. Newt on Today Show right now comparing "Obama and his secular socialist machine" to Nazi Germany and Stalinist Russia. You just can't make this shit up!

  2. Newtonian mechanics have been proven to be bunk, hocum, and dishonest.

    Same with Inhofe, Beavis, and Butthead.

  3. National Parody Writers File Suit.

    May 18, 2010 (FAUX News) - The National Parody Writers Association filed suit today in Washington D.C. district court claiming an unspecified amount of damages against both the Democratic and Republican Parties as well as yet to be specified members of the main stream media (MSM) and their “associated sycophants in the blogosphere.” Industry spokesman Fred Snodgrass said that the suit had been under consideration since “at least the beginning of the “Bush XVIII” administration,” but that “recent events on the part of both parties, as well as the willing complicity of the MSM and the members of the blogosphere,” had pushed member parody writer’s to the “end of their ropes.” “There was a time when parody writing was a fine and honorable profession, and in a normal society where some sense of truthfulness and decorum ruled the day, parody served a useful purpose as a comedic interlude and pointed commentary on those who would deem to take themselves too seriously. With the advent of the Bush XLIII administration in 2000, parody writers the world over began to feel their livelihoods threatened, as it became increasingly difficult to distinguish parody from genuine, normal, day to day news events, especially here in the U.S. Unfortunately, the election of Barack Obama has only intensified this trend, as both major parties have apparently enlisted the full time help of the MSM and large swaths of both the conservative and liberal blogosphere in declaring all parody, all of the time. We believe it is time for this ugly trend to stop and for parody writers to return to their rightful place as the purveyors of the nations parody.”

    Conservative commentator Newt Gingrich immediately denounced both the suit and the Parody Writers Association as “a symptom of the vast secular, liberal, atheist, communist, socialist, drug-taking, sex-having, baby-killing, minority-loving, god-hating, granny-killing, U.S. hating, defeatist, conspiracy that threatens freedom loving Americans’ rights everywhere to go to their local Walmart dressed only in their made in China shower shoes and a bath robe to buy cheap imported shit from fat, overweight, junk food addicted, illegal Mexicans who "no habla the ingles."

    Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs dismissed the suit as a “well meaning but short sighted attempt at publicity from a group that stands to eventually benefit from the administration’s continued efforts at global military conquest and corporate welfare, designed to appeal most especially to our growing constituency on the Republican corporate right, and who we will continue to shower with benefits as long as they keep lining our pockets not only while we hold public office, but especially after we transition to the even more lucrative private sector.”