Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The Shapeshifters of Bullshitistan - 14

Dr. Whoitt's Tardie
In this episode of the Shape Shifters of Bullshitistan we take a look at a member who is not getting enough press to drown out The Don, so The Don continues to praise his work.

That member is Dr. Whoitt (pronounced "doctor who it"), who Alt-Morphed from his previous worm form into an Alt-BlunderFly.

He is a shapeshifter from the Alt-Dalek cult who has surreptitiously infiltrated the Earthvironment Protection Agency (EPA).

One thing that the invading Alt-Daleks do not understand is law.

The Alt-Dalek in Chief put it this way: "if I do anything, that makes it legal ... including preventing the vast global warming hoax by appointing the newly morphed Dr. Whoitt."

Following that directive, Dr. Whoitt has Alt-managed to please The Don by utterly ignoring the number of hoax deaths caused by the air pollution poison hoax:
"The World Health Organization estimates that 4.6 million people die each year from causes directly attributable to air pollution.

Many of these mortalities are attributable to indoor air pollution.

Dr. Whoitt
Worldwide more deaths per year are linked to air pollution than to automobile accidents.

Research published in 2005 suggests that 310,000 Europeans die from air pollution annually.

Direct causes of air pollution related deaths include aggravated asthma, bronchitis, emphysema, lung and heart diseases, and respiratory allergies."
(Science Daily). He declared from inside The Tardie that he will chemically kill people with Alt-NoRegs until Syria withdraws from the Paris Accord.

In reality, Dr. Whoitt has ignored law while embracing Alt-Law, hoping that it will change American law.

The law which used to be:
Based on respected scientific opinion that a well-documented rise in global temperatures and attendant climatological and environmental changes have resulted from a significant increase in the atmospheric concentration of “greenhouse gases,” a group of private organizations petitioned the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) to begin regulating the emissions of four such gases, including carbon dioxide, under §202(a)(1) of the Clean Air Act, which requires that the EPA “shall by regulation prescribe . . . standards applicable to the emission of any air pollutant from any class . . . of new motor vehicles . . . which in [the EPA Administrator’s] judgment cause[s], or contribute[s] to, air pollution . . . reasonably . . . anticipated to endanger public health or welfare,” 42 U. S. C. §7521(a)(1). The Act defines “air pollutant” to include “any air pollution agent . . . , including any physical, chemical . . . substance . . . emitted into . . . the ambient air.” §7602(g). EPA ultimately denied the petition, reasoning that (1) the Act does not authorize it to issue mandatory regulations to address global climate change, and (2) even if it had the authority to set greenhouse gas emission standards, it would have been unwise to do so at that time because a causal link between greenhouse gases and the increase in global surface air temperatures was not unequivocally established.
Massachusetts and other state and local governments, sought review in the D. C. Circuit [... which held...] that the EPA Administrator properly exercised his discretion in denying the rulemaking petition.
[Supreme Court Conclusion:] The judgment of the Court of Appeals is reversed, and the case is remanded for further proceedings consistent with this opinion.
(Global Warming Induced Climate Change Is A Matter of Law, citing the U.S. Supreme Court case: Massachusetts v. EPA, 127 S. Ct. 1438, emphasis added).

The Don has threatened to Alt-Fire anyone opposing Dr. Whoitt, including those who say he should not have purchased The Tardie for about a measly $43 grand without asking (Dr. Whoitt’s $43,000 Tardie Violated Laws).

Further, sayeth The Don: "it is well known that The Tardie is essential for communicating with Pootie Poot, Jaina, and Dubyer, so as to proceed through the Alt-Dalek cult phases of egg, larva, pupa and adult egghead, larvaginer, pootie poot, and Alt-Dolt."

Thus, the Alt-Dalek controlled Congress of Scammer Equality has started the process of awarding Dr. Whoitt with the Peddle To Thuh metal of honor.

Since hearing that news, Dr. Whoitt has begun every Alt-Timerz meeting at EPA with the Alt-Dalek mantra "Alt-Hail Alt-Science."

The next post in this series is here, the previous post in this series is here.


  1. "A liar acts to obscure the truth ... but a bullshitter acts without reference to truth at all." - philosopher Harry Frankfurt (link)

  2. "Over 95% of world's population breathing unhealthy air" (Business Standard)

  3. "170 lawmakers sign resolution calling for Pruitt's resignation" (link)