Dredd Blog: On the Origin of Bass Akwards

Or, if not "On the Origin of Bass Akwards" then "this is how Boom Badda Bigga became Bigga Badda Boom" (If Cosmology Is "Off," How Can Biology Be "On?" - 3).

Once upon a time "some folks" were told by a person they really liked and trusted that the following videos were how the universe of cities evolved.

First, there was a gassy thingy that de-condensed then re-condensed into super nova stars which then bigga badda boomed into a universe of atomic buildings.

Roger Penrose, in discussing some relevant concepts of dimensions of that happening came up with the "number value" of 10^10¹²³ for one reason or another, and others saw some light too (B4BiggaBaddaBoom, The Big Bang Wasn't The Beginning After All, The Big Whimper).

But because "some folks" trusted their source more than Penrose et alia, they believed that the video concepts below were true (The Pillars of Knowledge: Faith and Trust?).

Anyway, they were also told, and therefore now also believe, that politics then evolved within those buildings (The Shapeshifters of Bullshitistan, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25) which explains why they now believe that building back backwards is the shape of things to come.

As I said:

"That critical Dredd Blog series now is overflowing into other Dredd Blog series:

"The Origin of Ubiquitous
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That is not easily within our grasp because we have to do the goo goo doll thingy.
The problem with this carbon-based picture is that carbon is a "late-bloomer" (compared to the other dolls):
"The Big Bang was not an explosion in space, as the theory's name might suggest. Instead, it was [natural doll and selection doll quivering, causing] the appearance of space [space doll] everywhere in the universe [universe doll], researchers have said. According to the Big Bang theory, the universe was born [dolls R born] as a very hot, very dense, single point in space [space doll and universe doll are hot, dense, and single].

Cosmologists are unsure what happened before this moment" (Space).
So, the hot doll, a.k.a. universe doll, banged but did not explode, but the doll scientists do not know why it didn't choose to explode (gay dolls?).
Then the universe doll and space doll looked around at the environment [environment doll] and decided that the best thing to do was to change and become a gas or two while having an expansive feeding frenzy:
"When the universe [doll] was very young — something like a hundredth of a billionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second (whew!) [the time doll was not conjured until shortly after that] — it underwent an incredible growth spurt. During this burst of expansion, which is known as inflation [inflation doll], the universe [doll] grew exponentially and doubled in size at least 90 times [what about space doll and environment doll?]."
Fig. 4 First Doll Uterus
"The universe [doll] was expanding, and as it expanded, it got cooler and less dense [enlightenment]," David Spergel, a theoretical [doll] astrophysicist at Princeton University in Princeton, N.J., told SPACE.com. After inflation, the universe [doll] continued to grow, but at a slower rate [diet doll]."
"As space [doll] expanded, the universe [doll] cooled and matter formed [matter doll]."
"Light chemical elements were created [light chemical dolls] within the first three minutes of the universe [doll's] formation. As the universe [doll] expanded, temperatures cooled and protons and neutrons collided [proton and neutron dolls] to make deuterium [deuterium doll], which is an isotope of hydrogen [of course dummy]. Much of this deuterium [deuterum doll] combined to make helium [helium and shelium dolls]."
"For the first 380,000 years after the Big Bang [bang doll], however, the intense heat [heat doll] from the universe's creation [heat doll was hot] made it essentially too hot for light to shine [it's dark inside hot dolls]. Atoms [atom dolls] crashed together with enough force [force doll] to break up into a dense, opaque plasma of protons, neutrons and electrons that scattered light like fog [fog doll]."(Space)
"Every carbon atom in the universe was created by stars [star dolls]" (ScienceDaily, emphasis added)."