The Book Of Bowser

Someone leaked Rumsfeld memos that used apocalyptic and other types of verses from the Bible.

The bottom line, it ends up, is that the bushies were conducting a jihad based upon testimony from tortured detainees, all of which ended up being a pipe dream of biblical proportions.

Their whole ideology seems to have been from The Book of Bowser instead of being taken from the Bible, a book which the Muslims also revere.

They were torturing people a few months after 9/11, over a year before the invasion of Iraq, and 9 months before The 9/11 Commission was formed.